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31Dec/08Off

Neal Asher Interview

Posted by mcummings

There's a pretty interesting interview with Neal Asher on Sci-Fi-London. I'm a bit of a junkie on author interviews, in particular authors who's works I enjoy. I like seeing how they think and approach their work versus the final product that I enjoyed. There were some real gems in this interview, although at 35 minutes, I found myself thinking "yeah, the interweb is addictive, and here's my proof..."

27Dec/08Off

10% done on my next writing challenge

Posted by mcummings

Well, for the last month I have poked at working on a novel. My goal was 100000 words by my birthday in March. I started on December 3, have had some spotty no-writing spells, and as I lay down to sleep tonight have written 10995 words so far - just about 11% on the nose. Just another 89005 words to right in three months! Yeah!

OMG, WTH...

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25Dec/08Off

Henry, the Christmas Mouse

Posted by mcummings

Some months ago, my girls got bored withe their evening fare of stories and asked me to make one up. I fumbled for ideas, so they started throwing things out ("Giraffes!" "Ice Cream!" "Monkeys!") for me to use in the stories. This worked for a while, but while in the throes of #nanowrimo, I felt like my creative juices were spent just making my daily goals. So I stopped making up stories for a while.

But the guilt at stopping? Why, that never went away. And so, this week, during a coffee break, I jotted down the below story. It isn't anything special, per se, but it delighted my girls and made them smile. This being the tail end of Christmas night, what better time than to share a little story? Hope you enjoy (and remember, the target audience had an average age of four).


The story of Henry, the Christmas Mouse

Once upon a time ago, in a house much like your own, there lived a mouse by the name of Henry. Henry was like ordinary mice – small, brown, and a taste for cheese. But Henry was different than most mice. One year, not long before, he had saved Christmas for the three Darling girls.

It had snowed for days and days, until the snow was so high that Dad Darling could no longer drive his sleigh to work. Mama Darling spent the first few days making cookies and soups, but even that got boring. Worst of all, there was nothing on TV for the three Darling girls to watch but snow.

Henry watched all of this, but didn't know what he could do to help. He was small, and could leave the house on top of the snow, but he was only a mouse, and they were Big people.

One night, Baby Darling got upset in her room, crying because she was so bored. This was more than a proper mouse like Henry could take, and so he marched out of his mouse hole, and walked right up to Baby Darling and tapped her on the cheek.

Baby Darling looked up at the mouse and smiled.

“Can I help?” asked Henry.

“I'm bored,” pouted Baby Darling.

“That is a shame,” Henry commented. He thought about the problem for a few minutes, then had an idea. Taking a deep breath, he began to sing to Baby Darling. It was a little nursery rhyme Mom Mouse had sung to him when he was a baby, and it cheered up Baby Darling immensely. Smiling at how clever he was, Henry Mouse went back to his hole.

The next afternoon, Henry Mouse again left his mouse hole. Little Darling was upset because tomorrow was Christmas day, and they had no presents to give to Mama and Dad on account of all of the snow. Henry thought long and hard on this problem. Then he had an idea.

Henry ran into his mouse hole and began looking for all the things he had collected over the year. Ribbons and sparkles, pretty paper and bells. He carried them all out to Little Darling, who smiled a big smile.

She knew just what to do.

She took everything and made a present for Mama and Dad Darling to open on Christmas day. Henry went back to his mouse hole happy.

The next morning was Christmas morning, and all three of the Darling girls were awake. Mama and Dad Darling were still asleep in bed. The three girls were talking, because there was nothing special for Christmas breakfast. There was so much snow that they had no new groceries. Henry had an idea. He ran outside, on top of the snow, to the farm nearby. From the farm he carried two big apples all the way back to the Darling house.

The three Darling girls, Baby Darling, Little Darling, and Big Darling, laughed at Henry with his apples. They helped Henry carry the apples to the kitchen. Big Darling used a butter knife and cut the apples in half, sprinkling cinnamon and sugar on them. She even made a small pile of sugar just for Henry. Mama and Dad Darling were surprised and happy at their apple breakfast.

As they all ate breakfast and opened presents, they agreed, Henry the Mouse had saved Christmas.

25Dec/08Off

Some quick funnies

Posted by mcummings

Don't know about you, but over here in Casa Cummings we're wrapping up (literally) and finishing the sticker application, screwing together, minor carpentry that is Christmas Eve. So as you seek to unwind and rest for tomorrow's festivities, a little bit of leveties :)    And yes, I've been holding onto these, some of them for over a week, just to share them all at once. Some funny stuff, promise!

How You Know It’s Not Santa « Whatever.

Holiday Greetings from Jig the goblin and Smudge the fire-spider at SF Novelists.

Three (3!!!) XKCD comics to lighten the mood:

2008 Christmas Special.

11th Grade (a tribute to perl).

Flow Charts. - I myself am puzzled by the conclusion, but chalk it up to the previous steps.

24Dec/08Off

What a pointless day

Posted by mcummings

What a pointless day. The first few hours were good - I got Kim's new laptop all up to speed, restored her fifteen gigs of images and docs, got her new laptop all cozy and good.

Then I began work on her decrepit, old laptop.

To call it decrepit isn't fair. Originally mine, it ran Gentoo like a champ for years before I gave it up to the wife. At the time, I had alternatives, and her desktop died, making the decision a quick and easy one. We put 2000, then XP, and off she went.

At some point in the Microsoft patch cycle, they killed the cd-rom functionality on the lite-on slimtype combo dvd/cdrom. Oddly, DVD's are fine, as are self burned cd's (I suspect because I tend not to close the disk). But commercial disks go unrecognized.

Today, with absolutely nothing to lose, I went at it full tilt. Firmware upgrades, patches, random suggestions on the web, all went tried, all with the same dismal lack of success. My final try was to completely reinstall XP sp3.

It too failed. Or rather, it worked great up to the point the cd rebooted into windows, and which point the cdrom stopped working.

Gah. A whole day trying to get this stupid cdrom working again, and all I have accomplished is making the laptop slimmer with what's installed.

Promise, the holiday spirit will visit shortly, just needed to get that off my chest :) Restless girls are clamoring to go to bed, how can I turn that down??